Sex is fun, even more so if you add a little humour. I love writing humorous stories about mature women exploring their sexuality. In these stories my characters get very naughty as they explore the funnier side of sex.
Warning: even the sexy shorts, which tell of the more ‘vanilla’ side of sex feature some very explicit scenes. All my stories are hosted on Substack. If you live in a country where the politicians have restricted access and not heard of a VPN you will be required to log in and verify your age to read the free stories. Both are free, quick and easy.
The Princess and the Spanking Free
A humorous adult erotic fairy tale
Once upon a time, no that can’t be right. A long time ago in a castle far far away. “What? Get on with it. Yes Ma’am. Don’t call you that. OK, you dirty little slut princess.”
Room Service Free
I love writing humorous stories about mature women exploring their sexuality so here’s a bit of fun in the Spanish sun.
No More Virgins Free
He’s better endowed, better at sex than the village men. OK, so he’s a demon, but that’s not going to stop them.
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Supernatural Erotica – Sex and Humour
Making Movies Free Short Serial
Two mature women decide to make a porno movie with some young studs. What could possibly go wrong?
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Lesbian Bisexual – Sex and Humour
‘I’m sixty-one and I’ve just had my first kinky sex with a man I only met this morning,’
Is it love at first stroke?
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour
Guilty Secrets Free
Mavis Beauchamp hides the village’s guilty secret. In fact she is the guilty secret.
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Sex and Humour
What do you do when you’re naked in the living room and the woman opposite in looking straight at your raging hard-on?
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Sexy Shorts – Sex and Humour
I Want You To… Extended Preview
It’s not everyday that you find your moms best friend laying on her bed wearing nothing but a basque, stockings and a cute smile.
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Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour – Sexy Shorts

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