Sex is fun, even more so if you add a little humour. I love writing humorous stories about mature women exploring their sexuality. In these stories my characters get very naughty as they explore the funnier side of sex.
Warning: even the sexy shorts, which tell of the more ‘vanilla’ side of sex feature some very explicit scenes. All my stories are hosted on Substack. If you live in a country where the politicians have restricted access and not heard of a VPN you will be required to log in and verify your age to read the free stories. Both are free, quick and easy.
The Princess and the Spanking Free
A humorous adult erotic fairy tale
Once upon a time, no that can’t be right. A long time ago in a castle far far away. “What? Get on with it. Yes Ma’am. Don’t call you that. OK, you dirty little slut princess.”
The Princess and the Magic Dress
Rodalot, sorry Roderick, and the Princess are back and naughty as ever
A humorous adult erotic fairy tale
Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour – Sexy Shorts
Room Service Free
I love writing humorous stories about mature women exploring their sexuality so here’s a bit of fun in the Spanish sun.
No More Virgins Free
He’s better endowed, better at sex than the village men. OK, so he’s a demon, but that’s not going to stop them.
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Supernatural Erotica – Sex and Humour
Making Movies Free Short Serial
Two mature women decide to make a porno movie with some young studs. What could possibly go wrong?
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Lesbian Bisexual – Sex and Humour
‘I’m sixty-one and I’ve just had my first kinky sex with a man I only met this morning,’
Is it love at first stroke?
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour
Guilty Secrets Free
Mavis Beauchamp hides the village’s guilty secret. In fact she is the guilty secret.
Sexy Shorts – Mature Sex – Sex and Humour
It’s Hot In Here Free2Read
Sarah’s lucky day goes from hot to blazing when her knight with a shining spatula appears.
Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour
What do you do when you’re naked in the living room and the woman opposite in looking straight at your raging hard-on?
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Sexy Shorts – Sex and Humour
I Want You To… Extended Preview
It’s not everyday that you find your moms best friend laying on her bed wearing nothing but a basque, stockings and a cute smile.
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Spanking & BDSM Stories – Sex and Humour – Sexy Shorts
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